This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
this is too fantastic for words.
- ana & elsa are rapunzel’s cousins
- it was to rapunzel & flynn’s wedding that ana & elsa’s parents were on their way to when they shipwrecked
- it was their shipwreck that ariel sees in the beginning of the little mermaid
- but they didn’t die, they washed up on an island and gave birth to tarzan, and were later killed by a cheetah
did i miss anything
shut the fuck up
title: and i’ll try to fix you
pairing: derek hale/stiles stilinski
warnings: knotting, mates, mpreg, a/b/o verse, slaves, scent marking, fluff, angst, smut, pack dynamics, dub-con, non-con, unprotected sex, cock rings, genderswap, bodyswap, incest,…
This is the monthly installment of softywolf’s Top Ten Sterek Fics (x). The list is in no particular order and my favourite(s) has an asterisk (*) beside it. The theme for each month is chosen either by poll or by me. You can check my #topten tag for previous months.
March’s theme is Superhero AU
coffee housing* by kellifer_fic (T | 10186)Stiles kinda likes the way his life has turned out, fighting the righteous fight alongside some pretty kickass individuals.Stop Talking About Comic Books (Or I’ll Kill You) by swing_set13 (G | 1185)When you move at superspeed, you miss the obvious. Like a certain dark knight in love with you.Natural Selection* by Saucery (E | 5964)BEACON, also known as the Bureau of Enforcement, Armed Combat and Offensive Neutralization (it sure is offensive, Stiles thinks) has established the Avengers Initiative in order to, uh, fight crime. And rampaging alien hordes. And stuff.Staring into the sun by Original_Cypher (T | 32491)Our protagonists are attending Beacon Hills Academy, an institution for ‘specials’. They’ve been detected early on, and some of them are showing spectacular abilities already. The Hales are a genetic mystery all together. Stiles, however, despite having being singled out as a kid, is nothing special. And he knows it.Circumstances and people – read Peter – conspire to put Stiles and Derek together. Changes ensue.Then all hell breaks loose.Open With a Gambit or be a Rogue by Kayevelyn (T | 5175)He establishes the school because he needs something safe. (The one where Peter runs a mutant school)strong feelings by mixtapestar (E | 3591)In which Stiles is the world’s shittiest empath and Derek doesn’t know his own strength. A superhero high school AU.But Not With Haste by uraneia (E | 20776)It’s been years since Derek escaped from the hunters who killed his family and bound him in his human form. He travels solo, never staying in one place, keeping under the radar—until a skinny, smart-mouthed kid stows away in the back of his truck.Four months ago Stiles’s first kiss put his best friend in a coma. His dad gave him a couple hundred bucks and a hug and told him to run. By the time Stiles witnesses the cage fighter known as Wolverine take out a shotgun and its wielder with his bare hands, he’s got a plan. He knows there’s a school in New York for kids like him. All he has to do is get there.Professor Xavier’s a Total Douchebag by Fanhag102 (T | 12995)Derek Hale can read minds. If he could have chosen a mutant power for himself instead of being given one by random, genetic happenstance it’s safe to say mind-reading would not have been his 1st, 2nd, or even 96th choice.
Maybe if he’d gotten the power of invisibility he wouldn’t be sitting in a senior Economics class next to a hyperactive kid with a buzz cut who won’t stop thinking about dicks.we won’t destroy you* by andnowforyaya (G | 11878)Derek and Stiles have a complicated history. There’s a guy in a red and blue spandex suit who complicates things further.We Could Be Heroes by Jinko (T | 3952)The Spark was fine with the helping people aspect of his job. He was fine with the eliminating crime and the dreamy looks the damsels get on their faces when he saves them and the way him doing this thing made life easier for his dad.What he didn’t like so much was the pain one felt after being punched or, you know, shot.And he didn’t care much for Red Alpha, either.
Sometimes we ask the darndest things. And sometimes for good reason.
The following questions may have annoyed your parents when you were younger or even your significant other right now, but maybe just because they didn’t have answers for you. You can’t really blame them — language is weird and exact linguistic history can be tricky to pinpoint — but here’s my attempt to finally set these bratty curiosities a bit straighter.
- Vampires who support blood banks and organize special medical programs for vampires to legally obtain blood
- Werewolves who join the police K-9 force due to their heightened canine senses that aid them in investigations
- Ghosts becoming therapists and motivational speakers…
I smell a fic afoot!