SO there are a lot of Greek mythical references in Teen Wolf, especially regarding the kanima (being Matt’s Fury) and Stiles, who is purported to parallel Perseus and other Greek mythological heroes (Bellerophon, Theseus) who slay beasts or accomplish tasks with only the help of an enchanted object. I like to think that the kanima is a fusion of Medusa, an innocent victim unfairly cursed to be a monster, and Tisiphone, one of the Erinyes — specifically the sister who punishes crimes of murder. SO HERE Stiles is the hero with the magical Mountain Ash given to him by Deaton (the Athena parallel), who manages to survive being paralyzed by Greek Vengeance Lizard 2.0, AKA poor cursed Jackson. Basically I just really like Greek myth and I also really like how it applies to the show a lot okay.
Guys this is what I’m trying to AU about is it not the most extraordinary thing
THE FUCKING DILFS ON THIS SHOW!!!! OMFG
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK! THIS IS A TEEN SHOW AND I AM SITTING HERE DROOLING OVER THESE MEN THAT ….JUST…… UGGGG!
Not that I mind AT ALL! :D
I just pictured Derek having one single comeback for every argument:
"Derek, you’ve lost every battle so far"
"Yeah, but I’m the King on Stiles’ board"
"Derek, he’s kissed lots of girls and he-"
"But I’m the King on his board"
"Derek, he’s not-"
"King on his board"
"Derek, he’s trying to kill people and-"
"King. on. the. board."
"Wait. Who is she on Stiles’ board?"
"Well she’s not there…"
"Too bad for her. I’m the King on Stiles’ board.”
I’m just gonna give on Tumblr for the night… God I need a life.